please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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