but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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