I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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