My hair reeks of homosexuality.
honey bunches of taint.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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