how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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