Having a random hookup so left but love u
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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