do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
