It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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