You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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