it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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