Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
