Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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