I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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