nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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