piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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