she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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