Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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