...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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