even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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