I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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