A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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