For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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