The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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