your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Randomize
