i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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