Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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