i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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