SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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