Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He kissed a someone with a penis
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
where are my eyebrows?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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