so explain again why im purple
no
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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