ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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