I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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