Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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