you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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