no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize