he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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