in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
