I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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