My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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