mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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