If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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