There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
