I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm jealous of your bromance
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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