I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
its liver damage thursday
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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