she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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