Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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