How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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