he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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