whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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