Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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