Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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