ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Nicole vs. Life
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
This is classic penis vs brain.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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