Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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