I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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