question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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