Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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