I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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