Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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